The dreams I have....

12:11:21 kalany: katzypotter: So, the dream started with you and me and a bunch of PS people chatting in PS
12:11:36 kalany: katzypotter: and this guy shows up and starts chatting with us, and we sort him into Slytherin, and he's pretty cool
12:12:03 kalany: katzypotter: So then I start talking about my Twilight rewrite and the usual thing happens where he totally disses it until he reads it and then is like "whoa, this is way better than the original"
12:12:29 kalany: katzypotter: So we get to talking to him, and he starts claiming to be RPattz. And we're just like "...nowai. *stare* laiz!"
12:12:58 kalany: katzypotter: and he's like "yarly! i r rpattz!"
12:13:08 kalany: katzypotter: and we're sort of playing along while skyping going "this guy is batshit crazy"
12:13:28 kalany: katzypotter: so then his friend logs on, and turns out to be a really cool guy, and you two start falling for each other online
12:13:49 kalany: katzypotter: ...and then he turns out to be Draco Malfoy. AKA Tom Felton. But sort of your-crack-Draco, only with extra Draco-In-Leather-Pants
12:13:58 katzypotter: sweeeeeeet
12:14:07 kalany: katzypotter: and so you two hook up while I sit over in the corner and tutor RPattz in linear algebra
12:14:18 kalany: (don't ask me wtf he needs to know linear algebra for, but hey, that's what I do)
12:14:51 kalany: katzypotter: So then we skip forwards in time, and Rpattz turns out to actually be kind of cool, and you and Draco are shagging regularly, but you're convinced you're just a good shag
12:14:59 kalany: katzypotter: and he's like "NO I LUV U"
12:15:08 kalany: katzypotter: and you're like "yeah, right. you're bloody DRACO MALFOY"
12:15:11 katzypotter: *laughsnort*
12:15:19 kalany: katzypotter: and he's like "LET ME PROVE MY LOVE TO YOU. WHAT CAN I DO?"
12:15:42 kalany: katzypotter: so then you decide that what you REALLY REALLY WANT is a roman bath slash sweathouse slash temple to Jareth the Goblin King
12:15:57 kalany: katzypotter: And even in the dream I was like "zomfg sarah WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING"
12:16:06 kalany: katzypotter: but he's all like "I SHALL BUILD IT FOR YOU! :dummy:"
12:16:19 kalany: katzypotter: and me and RPattz are sitting off in the corner with our linear algebra going "oh, my god."
12:16:49 kalany: katzypotter: so in this dream you really want this thing to be built by the side of a particular highway, which I pass regularly, so I'm watching him construct this thing and just being like "ohgod".
12:17:03 kalany: katzypotter: and apparently St Louis is like a 20 minute drive from me in the dream
12:17:27 katzypotter: that is waaaaay fucked up
12:17:33 kalany: katzypotter: and anyway, he finishes it, and you invite all of us to a naked bath/sweatthingie in your temple to Jareth
12:17:43 kalany: katzypotter: like all of PS including RPattz
12:17:50 kalany: katzypotter: who says he's going to come, but we're all like "yeah right"
12:17:54 katzypotter: ohgod rpattz naked
12:18:10 kalany: katzypotter: so then I go to teach section and this chick comes up to me after class and she's like "So are you that one with the Twilight rewrite?"
12:18:14 kalany: and I'm like "uh... yeah?"
12:18:33 kalany: katzypotter: and she's like "Oh! Well, I'm RPattz' girlfriend, and he says it's totally awesome and you're one of the coolest chicks he's ever met"
12:18:55 kalany: katzypotter: so I'm just a little jealous, 'cause he turned out to be way cooler than I expected and YOU'RE BLOODY SHAGGING DRACO MALFOY OH MY GOD WHY CAN'T I GET ANY
12:19:05 katzypotter: XD
12:19:12 katzypotter: Oh you poor thing
12:19:15 kalany: katzypotter: so then she tells me that he was recently injured on the set and he named his scar after me 'cause I'm so awesome
12:19:20 kalany: katzypotter: And I'm just like "...wait, what?"
12:19:33 kalany: katzypotter: And she tells me it's this thing he does, where he names his scars after people he loves
12:19:41 kalany: katzypotter: and I'm just like "okay, that's a little odd...."
12:20:07 kalany: katzypotter: and then she tells me "So, anyway, the reason I know about your writing is that he sent the link to it around the entire cast and crew and everybody read it and it's so awesome I can't believe I have you as a TA"
12:20:22 kalany: katzypotter: and I'm jsut going "oh my god I'm going to get sued for SO MUCH MONEY I DON"T HAVE"
12:20:26 kalany: katzypotter: AND I"M NOT EVEN GETTING ANY
12:21:14 kalany: katzypotter: and then she tells me "So, yeah, even though the doctors think he should be staying off that leg he injured, he's coming tonight" (to the party/naked bath/thing) "and he's bringing the whole cast, and (this guy who isn't actually in the movie but who was really hot in the dream) totally wants to meet you"
12:21:18 kalany: katzypotter: AND THEN I WOKE UP.
12:21:24 kalany: katzypotter: and was like ZOMFG DAMMIT
12:21:34 katzypotter: ZOMFG